OMG! March 7th is already here! Holy cow! That basically means that in a month we're going to reopen Loudest Yeller Bicycle Tours! It's exciting We have a bunch of new stuff happening.

First off, we're putting a new website together. I had a guy named Daniel from Vimbly call me up and tell me he could do better. I said, "Prove it." He sent me a mock up a week later that did just that. Fair enough. He has my business now.

We also are laying out a bunch of new tours. My Dad and Step Mom decided they wanted to bring 10 friends out to experience NYC for a weekend. So to do that I created the Ultimate Brooklyn Tour to compliment the Living City Day Tour of Manhattan that has received such rave reveiws. I'm pretty excited about it.

But I felt that people didn't get turned on enough by my "Environmental History Tour of Greenpoint" even though it talked all about oysters. So I revamped it and we're going to do a new tour called: "Our Absurd Democracy Tour of Lower Manhattan at Night." It's a tour that evolved from the "A History of Trump's Racist, Sexist, Fascist New York City." That tour was meant to be funny but now that he's won it's a little to depressing. So the History of American Democracy in the Lower part of Manhattan will talk about the founding of the Federal Government, the Separation of Church and State, and the basics of our three branch government. I think this will be both a funny and interesting narrative of how New York City was involved in those things.

Lastly, I felt like people wanted to get out to the beach more so this year we're offering a Beach Tour that will take people on a ride from Brighton Beach to Rockaway Beach. It's a relaxed 15 mile ride and we'll stop to swim and drink beer a long the way. It's going to be really fun.

We already have booked a bachelorette party for Memorial Day. Fun. More great things are to come! Check it out on the website next week when it launches.

Woot! Woot!  - Adam